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No idea what's goin on with my pics, the uploading thing is broken. Just ignore the duplicates.

Summary: My name is Joy, I'm from South Jersey, 30min from Atlantic City, I'm shy, I don't drive.. (*gasp* Whaaaat?") Yeah, I figured once they invent hover cars, I'll eventually get behind the wheel of one of those deals. What's that you say? They won't ever be invented? Oh, darn. I'm complicated, I'm opinionated, I'm a market research transcriptionist, I love animals, I love music and old movies and I love The Office and Family Guy. I'm also very strange.

I'll elaborate a bit more: I am shy, until I've found a "comfort zone" with whatever the situation may be. I may tend to be a little awkward for the first hour or so. I'll walk into things - walls, a lot of the time, knock things over, look down a lot, etc. But I do eventually warm up.

I also have a sarcastic side. So, don't always expect me to be serious, unless the situation calls for it. I have a temper and one hell of an attitude... I'm Sicilian. The temper comes out when I'm angry, though and it can be very violent, so, luckily it's not a 24/7 thing. The attitude is, however. I'm not too severe, honest.

I have a ton of flaws. One being: I'm a jealous person. Which no guy wants to deal with (which probably explains why I'm single - that and because I'm not exactly a catch in the looks department).

There is a lot more to me.. but I'll spare you the extra paragraphs. See? I'm nice.

If you're a teenager, I'm sorry, but that just would feel too wrong. So, *shoves you to the next profile* Contact me when you're 21. If you're aged 25+ and would be willing to date or are in communications with a teenager(s), *shoves you off the cliff mentioned below*.

If you have the intention of asking me for nude pictures or to go on cam, do NOT message me, please jump off the nearest, highest cliff and do make sure that there are plenty of pointy, jagged rocks for you to land on.

Go'way.

Body Type

thick, voluptuous

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

never

Education Level

ain't had no skoolin, some high school

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

gray, green

Food Related

Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Italian, Omnivore, Spicy, Vegetarian

Hair Color

black, dark brown, depends on the day of the week

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, photography, television, video games

I currently live

in a van down by the river

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, mr. right, penpal, relationship, soulmate, the yin to my yang

Income level

that's private

Movies

comedy, drama, horror, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy

My Sign

gemini : may 21–june 20

Orientation

bisexual

Personality

geek, introvert, loner, pirate

Pets

Dog, Rock

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Other

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Not Religious

Socially, I am

a couch potato, better in small groups, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick

Groups:

BBW ; BHM Admirer ; Full Figured ; Friends Only ; Looking to Date ; Online Chat

No video.

Seeking

Man

Height

5'09 to 6'03

Weight

180 to 260 lbs.

Age

22 to 35 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

in recovery, like a fish, no, socially

Do they smoke?

daily, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially

Drugs

never

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person

Orientation

straight

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Catholic, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick

Their Ethnicity

Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Mixed Race, Other

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

No links.

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