Large Passions

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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it's me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night." zero seven seven two ate four zero six three zero seven

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Do you drink?

no

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

never

Education Level

high school grad

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

blue

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Spicy

Hair Color

dark brown

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, internet, movies, sports, surfing, television, video games

I currently live

alone

I'm looking for

conversation, friends - with benefits, friends only, penpal, something REALLY hot, soulmate

Income level

Less than $25,000

Individuality

comb over

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, sci-fi

My Sign

i was born in april, taurus : april 20–may 20

Orientation

straight

Personality

activist, extrovert, fun loving, intellectual, lover, professional, romantic

Pets

Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Sales / Marketing

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Atheist

Socially, I am

shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

BBW Admirer ; Chubby Chaser ; Fat Admirer (FA) ; SSBBW Admirer ; SSBHM ; SSBHM Admirer ; Babyboomer ; Friends Only ; Friends With Benefits ; Looking For a Fun Fling ; Looking for Right Now ; Looking to Date ; Marriage Minded ; No Strings Attached ; On The DL ; Online Chat ; Online Relationship Only ; Seeking LTR ; Something Casual ; Something Discreet ; Something HOT ; Wanna Meet Now?

No video.

Seeking

Woman

Height

3'00 to 7'11

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

UNITED KINGDOM Northumberland

Do they drink?

daily, socially, teetotaller

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), prescription only

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private

Miscellaneous

deaf, hard of hearing, HIV+

Movies

action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight

Personality

fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, playa, punk, romantic

Relationship

committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single - never married, widowed

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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